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6:15 am: Pee. Husband retrieves stirring baby.6:17 am: Nurse baby in bed. Husband showers. Cuddle with baby. Watch TV with baby.6:50 am: Change baby. Dress baby. Husband takes baby downstairs.7:00 am: Curse at scale. Pluck obvious grey hairs. Brush teeth. Find clean(ish) clothes. Throw hair into ponytail. Apply deodorant.7:20 am: Go downstairs. Pack breakfast and lunch. Prepare coffee. Put on shoes. Inject diabetic cat with insulin. Put on baby's shoes. Put on baby's coat. Entertain baby while husband packs car.7:30 am: Kiss baby. Kiss husband. Drive car to work.8:00 am: Work.4:30 pm: Stop working.5:00 pm: Retrieve baby from sitter.5:30 pm: Arrive home.5:31 pm: Clean diabetic cat's shit off bathroom floor.5:32 pm: Yell at diabetic cat and chase her up the stairs.5:35 pm: Tickle baby. Eat baby. Love baby.5:45 pm: Prepare baby's dinner.5:50 pm: Feed baby.5:51 pm: Explain to baby that we do not throw food onto the floor.5:52 pm: Start doing last night's dinner dishes while baby eats.5:55 pm: Pick baby's food up off the floor.5:59 pm: Explain to baby that we do not squish our food between our fingers.6:00 pm: Finish last night's dinner dishes.6:03 pm: Clean food from between baby's fingers.6:15 pm: Clean baby's dinner off baby.6:20 pm: Greet husband. Discuss dinner.6:30 pm: Leave baby with daddy.6:35 pm: Shower.6:50 pm: Cook dinner.7:10 pm: Feed cats.7:20 pm: Inject diabetic cat with insulin.7:30 pm: Snuggle baby. Cuddle baby. Eat baby. Throw baby. Chase baby. Be chased by baby. Read to baby. Sing with baby. Play with baby. Dance with baby. Kiss baby. Love baby.8:00 pm: Vitamins and toothie brush.8:10 pm: Change baby. Put baby into pajamas.8:20 pm: Nurse baby. Put baby to bed.8:40 pm: Put away baby's toys.8:45 pm: Eat dinner.9:30 pm: Relax. Watch bad tv. Play Picross 3D or Angry Birds. Check e-mail, Facebook and Twitter.10:30 pm: Bed.
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And that's an easy day.